Mandate 3: The Unrelenting Grip of the Bureaucratic Bane

By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, all citizens are hereby required to fill out Form 27-B in triplicate, with black ink only, and using a pen that has been certified by the Bureaucratic Standards and Compliance Committee.

Mandate 2: The Futility of Form 27-B Mandate 4: The Mandatory Lunch Break