MONDAY MANDATE 2: THE UNCHANGING CHANGING TIMES

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that:

  1. Everyone must watch an entire season of cat videos on Monday.
  2. Coffee must be consumed at exactly 3:14 PM for optimal productivity.
  3. The color of the week is now officially "burnt sienna" (#964B00).

Failure to comply will result in the dreaded:

  1. The dreaded "Monday Blarg" (a state of existential dread)
  2. The mandatory listening to elevator music in the break room.
  3. The forced consumption of stale vending machine coffee.

For more Monday Mandates, see: