Mondays are for Mandates, not Moods

It's Monday, and you know what that means: a fresh batch of Mandates to get through. But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of expert Mandate Analysts has carefully crafted a list of the most important Mandates to tackle first:

• Mandate 1: Wear a tie to work.
• Mandate 2: Use a fax machine.
• Mandate 3: Use the word 'synergy' unironically.

And don't forget to follow these Monday Mantras for optimal Mandate-execution!