The Monday-Mandates

By decree of the all-powerful and benevolent Monday-Tuesday Transition Authority, all employees are required to wear matching fluorescent orange jumpsuits on Mondays and Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.

Article 1, Section 3: The color scheme shall be strictly enforced, with no exceptions or substitutions.

Article 2, Section 5: Any employee found to be wearing a jumpsuit not conforming to the prescribed specifications shall be subject to mandatory re-education and/or re-wardrobe-ing.

Article 3, Section 2: Prolonged exposure to the jumpsuits' intense glow may cause temporary blindness, permanent eye damage, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure shall not be considered an excuse for tardiness or absences.

For more information, visit our sister site at Mandate-Enforcements, where you can learn about the consequences of non-compliance and how to properly fill out your Mandate-Enforcement Forms.

Also, check out our subpage on Mandate-Wardrobe for the latest on fashion trends and mandated attire.

Remember, your cooperation is greatly appreciated. Don't make us have to come after you.

Mandate-Enforcements Mandate-Wardrobe

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