By the power vested in me, I declare that Tuesdays shall be treated as the new Fridays. All employees are expected to work at 50% of their normal capacity and spend the rest of their time playing video games, eating Cheetos, and planning their escape from the cubicle.
Exceptions will be made for those who actually have work to do. But let's be real, who needs that?
Read more about this groundbreaking mandate at: Tuesday Exceptions
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