A special Tuesday edition of the Monday mandates, because why not?
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the original mandates have been revised to better reflect the changing whims of our overlords.
Due to the power of the weekend, all employees are now allowed to wear their favorite Hawaiian shirts on Fridays.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all meetings are now required to start with a minimum 30-minute powerpoint presentation on 'The History of the Company's Founders.' We have deemed this a 'must-read' to foster team building.
Stay tuned for more updates, as the mandates change like the wind!