Mandate 3: The Procrastination Protocol

By order of the Intergalactic Procrastination Council, you are hereby mandated to prioritize Better Procrastination Scores.

Under the guidance of the great Procrastination Sage, we have established a set of principles to ensure maximum productivity in minimum time.

• Article 1: Establish a comfortable work station with an abundance of snacks and entertainment.
• Article 2: Develop a sophisticated schedule that accounts for all known distractions.
• Article 3: Implement a system of rewards and penalties for meeting (or avoiding) deadlines.

For your convenience, we have prepared the following submandates:

• Mandate 3-Appendix 1: Procrastination Metrics
• Mandate 3-Addendum: Procrastination Hacking

Remember, procrastination is an art, not a science. Practice makes perfect, but so does a good cup of coffee.