Mandate #3: Pajama Policy

By order of the Supreme Mandatator, all citizens are hereby required to wear pajamas in public at all times.

This mandate applies to all forms of public transport, shopping, and social gatherings. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of reruns of Days of our Lives in a crowded, windowless room
• Issuance of a strongly-worded letter of disappointment from your parents
• Revocation of all snacks, including but not limited to: cookies, pizza, and ice cream