As per mandate 4, all citizens are required to attend the disco party every Thursday. The party will feature an open bar, a buffet of fondue and disco balls, and a special appearance by the Disco King himself, Barry G.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of the Macarena, being subject to a mandatory dance-off with the Disco King's team of highly trained dance instructors, and/or having your wardrobe confiscated and replaced with a polyester jumpsuit.
Don't say we didn't warn you.