Mandate 4 and Mandate 5: The Unlikely Duet

A Joint Declaration of Unimportance

By the power vested in us, we declare that Monday and Tuesday are the most important days of the week.

Read Mandate 6 and 7: The Unlikely Truce Read Mandate 8 and 9: The Unlikely Alliance

Section 4.1: The Power of Two

Together, Monday and Tuesday shall rule the world with an iron fist... of bureaucracy.

Section 5.1: The Unyielding Resolve