Mandate 6 and 7, because who needs to read the fine print?

You are hereby commanded to read the following documents:

Mandate 8: The Unreadable Fine Print Mandate 9: The Unnecessary Appendices

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting all snacks for a week.
• Performing an endless loop of elevator music in the office.
• Losing all access to the break room.

You have been notified.

Sincerely, The Mandate Committee

P.S. Don't forget to sign and date the attached form.