MEMORANDUM 1: Urgent

TO: The Entire Office

FROM: Monday Mandates

DATE: This Morning

SUBJECT: The Mandatory Monday Meeting

You are required to attend the mandatory Monday meeting. Attendance is mandatory. Non-attendance is not optional. You will be penalized for non-compliance.

Meeting Details:

Time: 10:00 AM Sharp

Location: The Conference Room of Doom

Agenda:

* Discuss the meaning of life

* Review the company's latest sales numbers

* Determine the best way to make Mondays worse

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Memorandum 2: The Tuesday Aftermath

Committee of Doom: Agenda Item 1