TO: The Entire Office
FROM: Monday Mandates
DATE: This Morning
SUBJECT: The Mandatory Monday Meeting
You are required to attend the mandatory Monday meeting. Attendance is mandatory. Non-attendance is not optional. You will be penalized for non-compliance.
Meeting Details:
Time: 10:00 AM Sharp
Location: The Conference Room of Doom
Agenda:
* Discuss the meaning of life
* Review the company's latest sales numbers
* Determine the best way to make Mondays worse
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