Meet our team of experts who will make you do things on Monday.

They're a bunch of highly trained professionals who will dictate your to-do list.

• Do 5 meetings in the morning
• Eat a sandwich for lunch
• Write 10 reports by 5 pm
• Repeat this cycle ad infinitum

Our team of highly trained professionals will revise, rework, and re-revise your Monday Mandates.

They'll add more meetings, more reports, and more sandwiches.

• Revise your meeting notes to add more jargon
• Rework your reports to make them 20 pages longer
• Re-add the meeting you had yesterday because, well, you forgot
• Re-revise your lunch menu to include only more expensive options