The Mandates for this Monday

A list of tasks to crush, a soul to break

• Do 5 hours of coding without a break
• Read 3 chapters of a self-help book
• Attend a meeting with a fake smile
• Sacrifice 2 hours of your weekend to this week's tasks

Remember, the weekend is just a myth, a distant memory of productivity.

Now, get back to work.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try:

• Optional Escapism
• Optional Nap Time