Mandate 1: Monday Morning Madness

By order of the Bureaucracy, all citizens are required to:

• Arrive at the office before the coffee machine breaks.
• Use the stairs only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
• Perform a 5-minute dance party in the break room at precisely 10:00 AM.
• Consume exactly 3 units of coffee before 10:30 AM.
• Answer to "What's the point of it all?" with a 10-word response, including the phrase "The coffee machine."

Failure to comply will result in:

• Reassignment to the dreaded Cube 6.
• A mandatory attendance at the Bureaucratic Reeducation Seminars.
• A 30-day supply of stale office air.

Hyperlinks to related Mandates:

Mandate 2: Tuesday's Tedium Mandate 3: Wednesday's Woes Mandate 4: Thursday's Threshing