Mandate 1: Monday Morning Madness
By order of the Bureaucracy, all citizens are required to:
- Arrive at the office before the coffee machine breaks.
- Use the stairs only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
- Perform a 5-minute dance party in the break room at precisely 10:00 AM.
- Consume exactly 3 units of coffee before 10:30 AM.
- Answer to "What's the point of it all?" with a 10-word response, including the phrase "The coffee machine."
Failure to comply will result in:
- Reassignment to the dreaded Cube 6.
- A mandatory attendance at the Bureaucratic Reeducation Seminars.
- A 30-day supply of stale office air.
Hyperlinks to related Mandates:
Mandate 2: Tuesday's Tedium
Mandate 3: Wednesday's Woes
Mandate 4: Thursday's Threshing