Because, honestly, you're going to need some rules to follow on this soul-sucking day.
Office Potluck Mandate 1: Bring. Something. Extra Curry Day Mandate 2: Because Monday is hard. Early Bird Advantage Mandate 3: Get in early. Get out late.
Don't be that guy who shows up empty-handed. Bring. Something. Anything will do, really.
It's not just about the food, folks. It's about the principle of the matter. Monday's a hard day. Curry helps.
Don't be late. Don't be early. Be somewhere in between. That's the trick.