Monday's Worst Day Yet

It's Monday, and you're already regretting your life choices. Here's some tips to make it slightly less terrible:

• Make a cup of coffee, but only if you can afford to spend 4 hours in line at the coffee shop.
• Put on your favorite "I'm a functioning adult" outfit, which is probably just your pajamas.
• Check your phone for 45 minutes, then wonder why nothing has changed.
• Repeat the phrase "it's not Monday anymore" like it's a mantra.

For more productivity tips from the depths of despair, visit:

• Productivity Hacks
• Morning Routines That Won't Make You Want to Crawl Back to Bed
• Daily Reminders to Remind You That You'll Never Be Good Enough