Wake Up and Smell the Caffeine

Get ready for a week that'll probably end in a haze

• 6:00 AM - Wake up, get out of bed, and pretend you're not a sloth
• 6:30 AM - Convince yourself that you still have time for a 10-minute workout
• 7:00 AM - Stare blankly at the wall, contemplating the meaning of life
• 8:00 AM - Scramble to make some coffee, because adulting is hard
• 9:00 AM - Check your phone, scroll through Twitter, and wonder where it all went wrong
• 10:00 AM - Pretend you're a functioning member of society while secretly eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast