CAFFEINE INJECTION TIPS

Because adulting is hard, but Monday mornings are harder. Here's a few shots of pure, undiluted, unadulterated Caffeine to get you through the week.

MONDAY MORNING SURVIVAL TIPS

  1. Drink the first cup of coffee before checking email
  2. Wait 5 minutes after first cup before second cup of coffee
  3. Use coffee as a shield against small humans
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Disclaimer: Caffeine injections not recommended for actual medical use. Or for actual humans. Or for actual productivity. Maybe just for Monday mornings.