Phase 2 Objectives:
- Conquer the Unrelenting Slog, a seemingly endless staircase of bureaucratic meetings.
- Survive on a diet of stale coffee and broken dreams.
- Find the mythical "End of the Meeting" sign, said to grant unparalleled productivity.
Slog Statistics:
| Meeting Count: |
12 |
Staircase Steps: |
456 |
| Minutes Spent Waiting: |
720 |
Cups of Coffee Consumed: |
37 |
Phase 2-1: The Slog of Despair
Phase 2-2: The Slog of Hope