MANDATE 3: SECTION 2

Tip 2: Don't forget to water your succulents. Not just because they're plants, but because they're also sentient and will hate you if you don't.

Read more on:

• Tip 3: The art of making a good first impression with a succulent
• Section 4: The Succulent Rebellion: A Guide to Igniting a Plant Uprising

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try Section 5: Advanced Succulent Self-Defense

Subsection 2.1: Succulent Self-Care

As any sentient plant can tell you, self-care is essential. Here's a list of things we recommend you do:

• Give us water.
• Don't give us too much sun.
• Don't touch us too much.
• Give us snacks.

We're not kidding, these are real tips from real plants.