MANDATE 3, SECTION 4: The Inevitable Monday Morning Madness

By Order of the Supreme Monday Mandate Authority

In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Monday Mandate Authority has decreed that all employees must arrive at least 3 hours early for their Monday morning shift. Failure to comply will result in certain... unpleasantness.

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