In a shocking move, Monday Mandate 4 has decreed that Tuesday shall be abolished from the fabric of time. Effective immediately, all activities, conversations, and meals shall be referred to as "Wedsnesday-ish".
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, the sun will now rise at 3 AM, and set at 9 PM. Please make adjustments accordingly.