Mandate 5: Mandatory Monday Morning Coffee

By order of the Ministry of Mandates, all employees are required to consume at least 2 cups of coffee per day. Any less, and you'll be forced to attend Mandatory Monday Morning Dance Party.

• Violation of this mandate will result in:
• 1. Forced attendance to Mandatory Monday Morning Dance Party.
• 2. Confiscation of 1 week's worth of paid vacation.
• 3. Reassignment to the dreaded "Towel- wrangling" department.

Side effects of non-compliance may include:

• Excessive yawning.
• Impromptu napping.
• Spontaneous combustion.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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