By order of the Supreme Monday Mandator, you are hereby commanded to do the following:
Wear your pajamas at work. Yes, all of them, including the one with the questionable stain.
Consume an entire pizza by yourself, in the break room.
Engage in an impromptu dance battle with coworkers. No one is allowed to win.
Repeat the phrase "It's not my fault" at least 17 times in the next 5 minutes.
Take a 3-hour lunch, but only eat a salad.
Spend the next 2 hours playing Solitaire on your computer.
Call your mother and tell her you love her, but only if she answers.
Take a 4-hour power nap in the supply closet.
Sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor at the top of your lungs, while doing the Macarena.