Relaxed Schedule for the Epicurean

Monday Mandate: Prioritize Epicurean Living

Good morning, fellow Epicurean! As the sun rises over the rolling hills of our perfectly adequate coffee shop, it's time to prioritize our day around the pursuit of the finer things in life. Here are the epicurean techniques to live by:

• Wake up at 10:00 AM to enjoy the full spectrum of morning sunlight
• Take a 2-hour break to contemplate the meaning of life
• Consume 3 artisanal croissants for optimal breakfast sustenance
• Perform a 30-minute meditation session amidst a carefully curated selection of rare succulents

Build your own Epicurean schedule!

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