Monday Mandate: Throwback Edition 2, Mandate 5

This is a throwback to the golden age of mandates, when productivity was a distant memory and all anyone cared about was getting the perfect tan.

Go to Mandate 4 Go to Mandate 6 Go to Mandate 7 (not recommended)

Today's mandate requires you to wear a suit of armor to work. Yes, it's that time of the year again.

Why? Because reasons.

We don't really need to explain why, do we?

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See also: Mandate 8, where you have to bring your own lunch