Mandate 4: Thou Shalt not Touch Thy Email Inbox
From the Desk of the Great and Powerful Mandate Maker
In the year 2012, a brave soul ventured into the depths of their email inbox, and lived to tell the tale.æk
Or did they.
Reasons why you shall not touch thy email inbox:
- It's a vortex of despair and existential dread.
- It's a breeding ground for spam and malware.
- It's a monument to procrastination and lost productivity.
Mandate 5: Thou Shalt not Use Comic Sans
Mandate 6: Thou Shalt not Use Jargon
Go back to Mandate 3: Thou Shalt not Use Comic Sans (but seriously, it's a different mandate)
Disclaimer: Void where prohibited. Not responsible for any lost productivity or sanity.