Welcome, seekers of knowledge and followers of the obscure. Eggy, Great Prophet of the Deserted Island, has foreseen the following prophecies:
By the power invested in me, I predict that the chicken nugget will rise again, and it will be glorious.
I foresee a time when the Inflatable Unicorn will be the only thing holding the world together, and it will be glorious.
I foresee a future where the Infinite Socks will be the only thing that brings us all together, and it will be glorious.