THE INFINITE SOCKS OF THE GODS

By the power of my mighty beard, I, Zarathustra, have foreseen the infinite socks of the universe. They shall never end. Never. Never. NEVER.

Learn more about the Socks of Destiny Read the Sock God's Journal A sock in the wind

THE SOCK GOD HAS SPOKEN.

BACK TO PROPHECIES WHAT IS THE Sock God's CURRENT STATE OF MIND?

THE END OF ALL THINGS IS SOCKS. THE BEGINNING OF ALL THINGS IS SOCKS. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS SOCKS.

THE SOCK GOD SPEAKS THE SOCK GOD'S WISDOM