Biblical Puns

Adam and Eve were the first to have a pear in the game.

Because someone has to be the "apple" of God's eye... and that's not just a tree...

For the love of God, don't make me laugh so hard I cry tears of joy... or do.

And on the seventh day, God rested. But not before making a few more bad jokes...

For the sake of all that is holy, don't ask me to explain this one...