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MONPROPHET'S PUNS: NEW TESTAMENT
MONPROPHET'S PUNS: NEW TESTAMENT
1. Why did the prophet of old cross the desert? Because he was a old prophet!
Because he was a prophet of old!
2. Why did the prophet's camel go to the party? Because it was a hump day!
Because it was a hump day!
3. Why did the prophet's partridge get so much attention? Because it was fowl play!
Because it was fowl play!
5. Why do prophets always carry scrolls to work? Because they're scrolling through their to-do list!
Because they're scrolling through their to-do list!
6. Why did the prophet's angels go to the doctor? Because they were feeling a little heavenly sick!
Because they were feeling a little heavenly sick!
7. Why did the prophet's demons join a band? Because they wanted to be the devil's demonstrations!
Because they wanted to be the devil's demonstrations!
8. Why did the prophet's seraphim go to the party? Because they were on fire!
Because they were on fire!
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