Our patented Morality Oscillation Therapy is a scientifically-proven (totally not proven) method for achieving a state of moral apathy.
We start by oscillating between the following moral states:
Compassion Mode (3.14 minutes): Feel a fleeting sense of empathy for 3.14 minutes. Repeat.
Selfish Mode (2.72 minutes): Focus on your own needs, desires, and wants. Repeat.
Indifference Mode (5.56 minutes): Feel utterly disconnected from the emotional spectrum. Repeat.After oscillating between these modes, you'll be left with a sense of moral exhaustion, rendering you incapable of caring about anything.
Side effects may include:
Not responsible. Not recommended. Try at your own risk.