It's a well-known fact that humans are wired to avoid actual work. That's why we've developed the most complex, convoluted, and utterly fascinating protocols for doing nothing.
The Art of Sudden Departure
Meetings, the bane of our existence. We've all been there: sitting in a cramped, beige-walled conference room, sipping lukewarm coffee, and waiting for the inevitable adjournment. But have you ever stopped to consider the art of it all?
The perfect adjournment: a delicate balance of suddenประก and calculated abandonment. A well-timed "Oh, I have a meeting in 10 minutes?" or "I have a pressing engagement with my cat?" can leave even the most stalwart of attendees bewildered and confused.
The key to mastering the art of adjournment: a healthy dose of creative scheduling, a sprinkle of plausible deniability, and a pinch of strategic disappearance.
Adjournment Techniques
- The Classic "I have a sudden case of the Mondays"
- The "I need to check my phone" ( bonus points if you can spot the fake phone check }
- The "I have to go to the bathroom" ( bonus points if you can spot the strategically-placed toilet paper roll on the table }
- The "I need to go get some fresh air" ( bonus points if you can spot the strategically-placed exit sign }