Adjournment Protocol - Measure 1: The Sudden Departure

When the CEO suddenly remembers they have better things to do, and the meeting can't start on time, it's time for Measure 1 of the Adjournment Protocol.

Steps:

1. The meeting is called "adjourned" in a loud, clear voice, while maintaining a firm grip on the podium.
2. All participants are given 10 minutes to gather their things, while trying not to make eye contact with the departing CEO.
3. The CEO swiftly exits the room, leaving a trail of scattered papers and a faint scent of desperation.
4. The remaining participants exchange nervous glances, wondering who will be next.

Next:

Measure 2: The Sudden Return

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold:

Measure 3: The Complete Collapse

Or, if you're just here for the free snacks:

The Snack Bar