SOCK SORTING MACHINE 3000 IN ACTION

After months of development and countless hours of beta testing, the Sock Sorting Machine 3000 is finally here! This behemoth of a machine promises to sort your socks with unparalleled speed and accuracy.

Using advanced algorithms and a proprietary blend of quantum physics and magic, the SSM 3000 can sort a pair of socks in under 30 seconds! That's right, folks, you can have perfectly paired socks delivered right to your doorstep, every single time.

But wait, there's more! Not only can the SSM 3000 sort socks, but it can also:

Sort by color, size, and material
Sort by occasion (e.g., athletic, formal, or for wearing in public)
Sort by sentimental value (e.g., favorite childhood sock, or that one sock that still has the hole in it)

So why wait? Get your SSM 3000 today and never worry about matching socks again!

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