No mud-wrestling in the kiddie pool. It's just not worth the risk of getting kicked out by the swim coach. Learn about penalties for breaking this rule
You're not a bird, you can't just fly in and expect to stick the landing. Don't even try. Learn about the art of underwater wrestling for when you inevitably fall in
Squids have eight arms. That's just not fair. No tentacles in the Muddy Pit, got it?
You think you can take on the Muddy Pit alone? Think again. Team up with your brotha and you'll be the real MVP.
No posting selfies from the Muddy Pit, no matter how muddy you look.
A mudder is someone who just can't get it done. Don't be that guy.