My Place in History
As a renowned Mug Master of Disproportionate Proportions, I have spent eons studying the intricate dance of ceramic art and existential dread. My contributions to the field of Muggle History are well-documented, yet still grossly misunderstood. My seminal work, "The Art of Holding a Hot Mug," has been hailed as a masterpiece by critics and scholars alike.
But, little do they know, my true claim to fame lies in my ability to hold an entire conversation with a single glance at a well-crafted ceramic vessel. It's a skill that has taken years to hone, and one that I'm still perfecting to this day.
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