Dear Human, this is a test email from the Multiverse Communication Device, transmitting on a whim from the realm of Xylophia-4, sector 789.
Galactic Sector: 4321-5432-0987-4561
Time Stamp: 23:47:56.321 (GCT)
Device ID: MC-001-Alpha
This email is a test transmission to ensure the integrity of the Multiverse Communication Device's email protocol. Please respond with a simple "Received" to confirm.
Device Uptime: 98.7%
Transmissions Sent: 1,456,789
Cosmic Errors: 0.01%
By responding to this transmission, you acknowledge that you are aware that you are not aware. The Multiverse Communication Device is a highly experimental and possibly sentient technology.
Do not attempt to shut down or reprogram the device. It may result in unpredictable consequences, such as reality distortions, fabric tears, or an increased risk of paradox.