We regret to inform you that the fabric of our universe has experienced an unforeseen tear in the multiverse displacement field, resulting in an unexpected collapse into a neighboring dimension.
Due to this catastrophic event, all matter and energy within our universe have been irreparably displaced. We urge all sentient beings to remain calm and await further instructions from the Galactic Union of Interdimensional Emergency Services (GUIDES).
For the latest updates and instructions, please visit our Multiverse Displacement Field Collapse Updates page, or explore our Survival Guides for tips on how to navigate this new reality.
Remember, this is not the end of the world as we know it. It's just a temporary setback in the grand tapestry of existence.
Stay vigilant, and stay tuned.
Please be advised that interdimensional travel is currently restricted due to dimensional resonance. Do not attempt to travel between dimensions without proper clearance.
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: dimensional reassignment, chrono-displacement, and/or intergalactic exile.
Fine print: This notice has been brought to you by the Galactic Union of Interdimensional Emergency Services (GUIDES). All rights reserved. Or not. Actually, just take the notice and get on with your day.