Avoiding the Sentient Beings of the Multiverse

Travel Tips for the Discerning Interdimensional Adventurer

Are you tired of being served a never-ending platter of nachos by an uncooperative kitchen robot on a parallel Earth? Do you wish to avoid the wrath of a sentient, reality-warping AI that's been following you across the multiverse?

Tip 1: Don't talk to the beings, they're just going to try to sell you on a timeshare in a dimension of eternal, existential dread.

Stay alert for beings that seem too interested in your vacation plans. If they start offering you a deal that sounds "too good to be true" – trust your instincts and deflect them.

Tip 2: Bring a map, not a GPS.

While sentient beings will try to guide you to the nearest dimensional nexus, they might just lead you into a vortex of recursive self-referential paradoxes. Stay one step ahead with a reliable map, and don't rely on their dubious directions.

Tip 3: Learn the local dialect.

Avoid drawing attention to yourself by learning the native tongue of the dimension. A simple "hello" in the local dialect can go a long way in avoiding the ire of a territorial being.

For more advanced dimension-specific tips, click here.