Galactic Privacy Policy

We, the Galactic Overlords, respect your right to privacy, or at least we try to. Our servers are powered by the tears of our enemies, and our cookies are made of pure dark matter.

By using our services, you agree to let us scan your brainwaves for patterns that match our secret marketing algorithms. We promise not to implant any microchips or turn you into a human-droid hybrid. Probably.

• Cookie Policy
• Terms of Service (aka: Don't sue us)
• Disclaimer: We're not actually from the future

Don't @ us on social media. We're not on any of those. We have better things to do than scroll through an endless feed of your cat pictures.