Quantum Fluctuations: Caffeine Edition

Because the universe is just not enough, we've got a special edition of quantum fluctuations that'll make you feel like you're stuck in a coffee shop.

Our research team has discovered that caffeine can cause fluctuations in the quantum field, resulting in:

		Quantum Fluctuations in Caffeine Consumption:
		1.  Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
		2.  Randomized particle acceleration
		3.  Unpredictable probability waves
	

But don't worry, our team of expert researchers (okay, we just made this up) has found a way to harness these fluctuations for good!

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Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May or may not cause actual harm. Probably won't.