Because the universe is just not enough, we've got a special edition of quantum fluctuations that'll make you feel like you're stuck in a coffee shop.
Our research team has discovered that caffeine can cause fluctuations in the quantum field, resulting in:
Quantum Fluctuations in Caffeine Consumption: 1. Increased risk of spontaneous combustion 2. Randomized particle acceleration 3. Unpredictable probability waves
But don't worry, our team of expert researchers (okay, we just made this up) has found a way to harness these fluctuations for good!
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