You've entered a realm where the laws of physics are more like suggestions. Be careful not to get lost, or you might end up with a pizza that tastes like nothing and everything at the same time.

Here you can find the Quantum Flaxxer, a device capable of manipulating the flavor matrix to create sauces that defy the fundamental laws of culinary arts. Use it wisely, or not.

Quantum Sauce Maker Menu
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