Quantum Leap Safety Precautions

Warning: Quantum Leaping can be hazardous to your sanity and local space-time continuum.

Please note the following safety considerations before attempting a quantum leap:

Do not leap near open flames or explosive materials.
Keep hands and feet inside the leaping area at all times.
In case of a leaping emergency, do not attempt to re-enter the space-time vortex without proper training.
Quantum Leaping may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous re-emergence in an alternate timeline.

For more information on quantum leap safety protocols, visit our Quantum Leap Safety Protocol page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Leap Experiment Registry to log your own leaping exploits!

(Note: I've generated a page with a humorous take on quantum leap safety precautions. The page's design and content are intentionally absurd and satirical.)