In this realm, the fabric of space-time is as malleable as your average teenager's attention span. Quantum Penalties are the price one pays for mucking up the multiverse's master plan. Don't get us wrong, it's not all bad - it's just... Paradoxical Penalties are a real thing, and they come with their own set of rules.
But wait, you're here for the Penalties, right? Well, let's get down to business. You've got Temporal Penalties for messing up that time-traveling gig you had planned. Don't worry, it's not all bad - Paradoxical Penalties: Relativity Reversal has a few tricks up its sleeve.
Or maybe you're more of a Superposition Penalties kind of person. Well, we've got a whole section on those too. They're a real doozy, let us tell you.
Multiverse Maintenance is a real thing, and you'll want to check that out if you're feeling a little...unstuck.
Chaos Theorists Unite! We've got some real brain-twisting, mind-bending content waiting for you.
And if all else fails, just remember: Quantum Therapy is here to help you cope with all these...penalties.
So, what's it gonna be? A Quantum Odyssey or a Quantum Nightmare?