The Handlebar-Mustache: A Guide to the Most Epic of Facial Hair

It's the most epic of all mustaches. A behemoth of the upper lip. A monolith of masculine magnificence. The handlebar mustache, for those who don't know, is a mustache that's not just a mustache. It's an experience.

Warning: Handlebar mustaches may cause excessive amounts of pride, self-confidence, and spontaneous outbursts of singing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.