Nap-Time-Protocol

Welcome to the official Nap-Time-Protocol website, where dreams are made of this stuff.

Section 1: Wake-Up Call Section 3: The Dark Side of Sleep

Nap-Time-Protocol is a highly advanced system for optimizing the art of napping. Our patented algorithms have been proven to increase napping productivity by 300%.

Warning: prolonged exposure to our website may cause drowsiness, fatigue, and an increased desire to take a nap.

Side Effects:

Side effects of using Nap-Time-Protocol may include:

Uncontrollable dozing off in meetings
Inability to remember important details
Spontaneous napping in public places

Appendix: The Science Behind the Snore

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