**THE ULTIMATE 3-POWER NAPPING TECHNIQUE**

Step 1: Tie two socks together with a rubber band, but not too tight, or you'll cut off circulation.

Step 2: Don a sleep mask to block out the harsh light of reality.

Step 3: Adjust your thermostat to precisely 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for maximum relaxation.

**And voila!** You're now in a state of 3-Power Napping, where the world outside is irrelevant and your bed is your castle.

But wait, there's more! Don't forget to prepare your snack, or you'll be forced to leave your cozy napping state and face the horrors of reality.