Nap-Time Schedule for Monday
Today's schedule is as follows:
- 10:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at your alarm clock
- 10:30 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with a dash of despair
- 11:00 AM - Morning nap (optional)
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Sandwiches with a side of existential dread
- 13:00 PM - Afternoon nap (required)
- 15:00 PM - Dinner: Leftovers from yesterday's nap-induced cooking attempts
- 16:00 PM - Evening nap (compulsory)
- 17:00 PM - Bedtime story: "The Meaninglessness of Life in a World Without Naps"